Sunday, January 23, 2011

America today

You know...My mother made fish for dinner. Fish and french fries. Fish and chips...whatever. Sitting across from my brother while he eats is the perfect reason to not eat...
Using his fingers he picked up two fries, before he finished chewing them, another two, still he hasn't swallowed. Another two. Then he sucks three of his fingers and swallows what he'd open mouth chewed. Like cud.

Then his picks his fork up....wrong, might i add. And just uses it to hold his fried fish in place while he rips off the end...which he then picks up with his fingers and shoves into his mouth....two more fries, three more fries.

Is it too hard for him to chew with his mouth shut?
He sucks on his fingers again, three of them...only now the other hand.


Now he's picking at the last of he crumbs. This is all happening as I'm typing this...it disgusts me.  He just picked up the whole fried fish with his hand and took a bite without his fork. Like it's a poptart or something. I don't know how he can do it....wow dave what the fuck. He just hit the kitten in it's ear when it came up to him, like he was scared it would take his food. It's good motivation, both to not eat and to make sure any kids i have in the future know how to use a damned fork.

Chew chew chew chew chew his mouth's hanging open as he does it. URG GROSS

1 comment:

  1. Wow what detailed commentary! Sounds disgusting though, that would definitely put me off my dinner, gross!

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